Boys...

So, I like boys, we know this.

To begin to introduce you to the cast of characters in my life, we will start with The Ex.

The Ex and I dated for a little over a year, and then we had a stupid break up. (He dumped me)

He has a liquid problem, but I loved him nonetheless. Anywho, we are still good friends, and hang out and we grope each other on a fairly regular basis. We spent all weekend together, even though I got a firework in my eye. Yes, A FIREWORK IN MY EYE!!!! More on that later.
So we were in bed the other night, and he looks at me and says
"I want to be something special, not just another guy in your phone"
!?!?!?!?!
What the hell? If he wanted that, why did he dump me in the first place? My response is shocked, of course, but how am I supposed to react?

Moving on, there is the fabulous boy I work with, Sully. He's wonderful! He pampers me and has the cutest dog. We hang out and also randomly grope each other. Now, the problem is, I pretty sure he like me more than I like him, but that's how it always is. I'm not sure what to do.

Then there are all the other random boys I play with. Cute Boy In Punisher Shirt, Really Muscled Guy and Creppy Redneck. I don't go out with them, just flirt with them at work.

My job gives me access to the stupidest people on the planet, or in New England. There are also lots of cute biker boys. I have no idea what to do.

Any thoughts?